Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abtu..? Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?
2)Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do. Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga. Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga? Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga
2 Sardar ko 2 Bumb mile … 1 st Sardar : chal police ko de k aate hai . 2nd Sardar agar koi Bumb raaste me phat gaya to 1 st Sardar : jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha …..
2)1 Sardar rail ki patri per so gaya 1 Aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho ? Train aayegi to mar jao ge . Sardar mere upper se jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi huwa Train kya cheez hai
sister bus paka leta hu khud ko hi to khana hai jasa bhi pake ...khabi khabi salt zada ho jata hai wo alag baat hai .mager sister aap abhi tak office me ho kya ?
Teacher: U idiots! At your age Einstein ranked first in class. Wt abtu..?
Student: Sir at your age Hitler committed suicide..! Wt abt u..?
2)Judge-is sardar ke dono kan kaat do.
Sardar-nahin mai andha hojaunga.
Judge-kan katne se andha kaise hoga?
Sardar-chashma kya tere baap ke kan pe bethaunga